![]() We just like to keep track of feet of putts made, so if you make one, you’ll hear your buddies saying this. “Walk it off” No, we’re not trying to be tough guys here. But, hey, at least we have a funny term for it, right? And, if you’re like me, you end up in the bunker more times than you’d like to admit. “Looks like that’s in the B” B stands for bunker, but honestly, it could stand for “big trouble” too. But, if you want to mess with them, you can always respond with something like “oh, it’s doing the cha-cha slide, haven’t you heard?” So, if you hear one of your buddies asking this, they’re just wondering what the wind is doing. “What’s the dub doing?” Dub is short for W, which in turn is short for wind. We play a lot of desert golf in Vegas, so this term definitely comes in handy. “That might be in BT” BT stands for brown town, which is our way of saying that you’ve hit your ball into the desert, the rocks, or anywhere else that’s not the fairway or rough. But, hey, feel free to use it the other way too, if that’s your thing! “What’s the D?” No, no, no, not that kind of D. You don’t have to say anything.Hey there fellow golfers! Have you ever played with a group of buddies so often that you’ve developed your own language? Well, if not, you’re missing out on some serious fun! On The Waggy Tour, we’ve been playing together since 2013 and have come up with some pretty hilarious terms that we use on the course. He said that when he knows he out drives a competitor, he walks to their ball like it’s his, looks at it, and then casually walks to his ball. I remember reading Tiger’s book, “How I Play Golf” and loved this idea. If you don’t feel like going for the husband’s joke when they leave a putt short, go with “at least you read it right.” Nothing like adding insult to injury when they leave a putt short that has a perfect read.īut that’s why 100% of short putts never go in! Whenever someone hits a really short drive or leaves a putt way short, this should rile the feathers of your playing partner. Deliver it with a condescending tone and you will nail it! “I remember my first round of golf.”Īnytime someone makes a dumb mistake on the course, this piece of trash talk never fails. When they hit a good one, instantly say “Not bad for that swing” for an epic backhanded compliment. This trash talk is mental warfare and sure to get in your competitor’s head. Let them know that you’re the big dog of the group, but make sure you stuff your approach so you don’t eat your words. The next time you pounce on a drive and fly it past someone who also hit a driver, make sure to let them know. This is a sure way to get someone fired up. Pour some salt in the wound with a simple “Nice par” as they tap in. Clearly, when they were walking up to the green they were thinking birdie, then walk away with a frustrating par. ![]() The next time you’re playing someone and they stick it close but then miss the putt, use this line. ![]() Like I said in the intro, make sure that you back it up with stellar play. I couldn’t imagine hitting a bad shot and then hearing someone say that!īut if you’re feeling bold, this is a great way to add insult to injury. Just typing that piece of trash talk fired me up. “You’re not good enough to get that mad.” Make sure you are ready to back up the smack talk as too much might piss off the Golf Gods. As Jim Flick once said, “Golf is 90% mental and the other 10% is mental too.”Įssentially, if you can get into your competitor’s head, you own them! Here are some of the best ways to trash talk on the golf course.ĭisclaimer: Before using these tips, just know that karma happens fast in golf.
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